Anyone have any good Chuck Norris Lines?

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kurasakiichimaru on 02 September 2011

Chuck Norris' jokes are pretty lame and overused nowadays.

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Mordred11 on 03 September 2011

kurasakiichimaru said:
Chuck Norris' jokes are pretty lame and overused nowadays.

I wonder if people will keep using them after he actually dies.

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sapphi_snake on 03 September 2011

Jay520 said:

sapphi_snake said:
Why are people so obsessed with this man?

What man? Chuck Norris is his own separate species.

LOL, you guys make him sound so lame. Like the human version of Twilight.

"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

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sapphi_snake on 03 September 2011

Mordred11 said:

kurasakiichimaru said:
Chuck Norris' jokes are pretty lame and overused nowadays.

I wonder if people will keep using them after he actually dies.

When Chuck Norris dies, he's taking everyone with him. (did I do this right?)

"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

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"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

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ils411 on 03 September 2011

sapphi_snake said:

Mordred11 said:

kurasakiichimaru said:
Chuck Norris' jokes are pretty lame and overused nowadays.

I wonder if people will keep using them after he actually dies.

When Chuck Norris dies, he's taking everyone with him. (did I do this right?)

Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years know, Death just hasn't gathered enough courage to tell him yet

When Chuck Norris dies, be very very quite less we wake him up from his Chuck Norris sleep

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ils411 on 03 September 2011

There was a street named after Chuck Norris once but it was removed because NO ONE crosses Chuck Norris

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ils411 on 03 September 2011

sapphi_snake said:

Jay520 said:

sapphi_snake said:
Why are people so obsessed with this man?

What man? Chuck Norris is his own separate species.

LOL, you guys make him sound so lame. Like the human version of Twilight.

Actually, there are three sexes on earth, male, female and Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck`d.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story

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sapphi_snake on 03 September 2011

ils411 said:

sapphi_snake said:

Jay520 said:

sapphi_snake said:
Why are people so obsessed with this man?

What man? Chuck Norris is his own separate species.

LOL, you guys make him sound so lame. Like the human version of Twilight.

Actually, there are three sexes on earth, male, female and Chuck Norris

And who does Chuck Norris like to have sex with?

"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

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"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

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