Anyone have any good Chuck Norris Lines?

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sapphi_snake said:

Mordred11 said:

kurasakiichimaru said:
Chuck Norris' jokes are pretty lame and overused nowadays.

I wonder if people will keep using them after he actually dies.

When Chuck Norris dies, he's taking everyone with him. (did I do this right?)

Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years know, Death just hasn't gathered enough courage to tell him yet

When Chuck Norris dies, be very very quite less we wake him up from his Chuck Norris sleep