I would do what I could to make amends with his/her friends and family.

What if you shared a mutual attraction with the sexiest female in the universe (even by human standards)?

Then I'd by happy,lolz.
What if...you could be in any movie?

Then I'd be a superhero in a superhero movie... I already have an alter ego in mind. His name is Ragdoll. He fights crime with an assortment of cheaply manufactured gadgets and is a brilliant hacker/programmer who is also a master of parkour and two different forms of kung fu, Mantis and Tiger. He would eventually learn all seven ways to defeat an armed assailant unarmed from Batman, who would then give him the unenviable task of training and mentoring The Outsiders. Clearly this would be set in the DC Universe or some alternate version of it.

On that note, what if you lived in Frank Miller's Gotham City?

I would be ultra man and fight crime

What if you could breathe underwater?

then sharks best watch out for me lol

what if you could fly?

then you could fly,

what if you were a game designer?

Then i'd work for Insomniac Games.
What if you woke up with two nubs instead of hands?

I'd make a generic FPS with ass loads of DLC. It will sell millions and I would sit back and watch the money pile up.

What if you be any fictional character?

Edit: This was and answer to sweatface7.

I'd be Willy Wonka!

What would you do if you saw Jesus IRL?

I'd invite him over for barbecued beef (pork isn't kosher).

What if you were a game controller (not as a result of Kinect, but an actual wireless controller with rumble and analog functionality), and you could play any game you wanted? What would it be, and why?