Did you at least try the wiimote to see if it still worked? My major curiousity is how much damage the wii/accessories can take before they stop working :).

 Haha for talking about the Wii or having a really bad joke? Both would warrant it I guess.

Solution: Buy a PS3. their remotes don't look as cool.

blacking......out.....too....many.....wee puns...in my head....must...stay focused...must... must...

*collapeses on floor. injures penis*

0_0!

I'm sorry but the more I think about it the more it starts to get even more funny. Are you sure that's what happen and you're not making it up because it seems a little too strange to me.

some babies just need to be punched in the face.

^^^
It's funny because it's true.

Simple solution: Put the baby on the toilet and flush it. Now if he is lucky he will find a wiimote there and after that he can return and you will have to forgive him. Everyone wins!.