"How come this JRPG doesn't have towns?"

So you only have to press x at the right time? that's it? wtf is this quick time event shit? how's that gaming?

"I have to install the game to play it on a home console? WTF this is a PC not a video game console."

I would have said good riddance NES/SNES/Megadrive, you won't be missed at all.

I hope he remembered to bring an RF adapter for my 12 inch crt tv I had back then.

Then it would probably be impossible to make out what's going on, and I don't think the mono sound would impress much, nor the loading times, or the unreadable menu system, or the game/console constantly complaining it can't connect online.

I just had to facepalm at almost every post in this thread.

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"Look lol thiz is teh ultrapwn Console of leet future dood."...  "what the.. "

"THIS is IT? Oh god, Gaming is doomed" *goes back playing his superior version of Sonic on genesis*

In 1994, i was graduating high school, working at a call center, and bangin' my future wife many times a day. (now its many times a week lol ... gettin' old...)

My reaction would be, do you have anything with this weeks lotto numbers or big sports winners?

Then I'd smack him for not thinking this through clearly and coming back in time just to show me a damn game.

Next I'd be amazed Sega is gone and wonder why Wii is so lower powered to PS3/X360 as Nintendo used to always push the envelope.

Finally, I'd ask see/play latest Mario/Zelda/Metroid. Then wonder why all games have gotten so easy.