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Troll_Whisperer on 28 July 2011

lost in time

No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.

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sapphi_snake on 28 July 2011

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GodOfWar_3ever on 28 July 2011

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Alby_da_Wolf on 28 July 2011

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Alby_da_Wolf on 28 July 2011

a psychedelic worm

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TRAVIS!!! on 28 July 2011

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(I'm pretty drunk right now, could be fuuuun)!

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Heavenly_King on 28 July 2011

Troll_Whisperer said:

padib said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

padib said:

Troll_Whisperer said:
(I can recap this last story from page 38: There was once a troll who couldn't stop trolling and spammed many threads. His name was Heavenly_King, the great. His face was ugly as F*ck Norris, its form so ugly that he committed suicide only to be resurrected as a vagina with built-in clitoris. Only then a horny nija violated resurrected Heavenly_king, who confessed that he liked c*ock, he loved it.)

It's perfect. What title should we give it?

Troll of War III

:B what about a subtitle?

Troll of War III: The rape of Heavenly_king

Sounds good to me.

I have read all the posts of this thread and I have realized most of you people write about is about transvestites, hookers, raping and vaginas. I am wondering if you are making all this stuff because of all the wildest dreams you guys/gays/transvestites have every night while you are beign raped; so you are trying to make them "reality" at least in writing form. I mean come on, who can come up with so much nonsense for so long? It is like if you were some transvestites that work (or are raped) every night hoping to earn enough cash to in order to go to the surgeon, so he can put you a vagina, because you love c*ck.

At least what I wrote was absurdly funny; and if you didnt like it you could have ignored it and continue your homosexual and eloquent story, till you get excited enough to go away and die from and orgasm.

I "spammed" because no one intended to follow up the story, so I just wanted to write stupid things that followed the OP rules. This is a forum where we are suppose to have some fun (or maybe your definition of fun is bizarre) and discuss gaming things, not for this kind of stupidity.

I am pretty sure you will most probably continue to express your wildest desires, but I just wanted to point out how weird is all the stuff you are writing.

Have fun with your a n a l adventure.

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