Cactus underpants
WHERE IS MY KORORINPA 3
| Griffin said: Limp wristed handshakers. If i shake somebodies hand and its a poor handshake it annoys me to no end. |
Cosign! I always do firm handshakes, so when someone shakes my hand and they have a soft handshake, I immediately dislike them. In my mind they're up to something.
I am the Playstation Avenger.
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| sethnintendo said: Taking a dump in public restrooms. Farts crack me up and I can talk about shit all day long. For some reason I don't want people to hear me ripping ass in the bathroom. I usually flush the toilet right when I am about to explode to dampen the sound. |
you should get one of these japanese toilets that make flushing sounds just so nobody can hear your toilet sounds
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
Also.....
I am the Playstation Avenger.
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I'm alos terribly uncomfortable when people yell at me, or when I hear loud noises.
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
(pizzahut451)
I hate when children stare at me. Sometimes I just want to approach them ask, "What the Fuck are you starring at me for!" Then they'll cry and I'll be labelled as a maniac or something, when the kid was the source of the problem
| d21lewis said: When a dog just stares at me. It's like they know something I don't. |
They know you didn't wipe your butt good enough and can smell your taco stains, or they can smell the scent of woman on you since you didn't shower after having amazing Zapp sex with Leela!
The phrase "there's no such thing as a free lunch," i don't know why, but that phrase and the people who use it bug me...

Monster Hunter: pissing me off since 2010.
Realising I'm the only drunk person in a group of people.
Also, being the only sober person in a group of drunk people who tell me to drink more.
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