Porcupine_I on 15 July 2011
| sethnintendo said: Taking a dump in public restrooms. Farts crack me up and I can talk about shit all day long. For some reason I don't want people to hear me ripping ass in the bathroom. I usually flush the toilet right when I am about to explode to dampen the sound. |
you should get one of these japanese toilets that make flushing sounds just so nobody can hear your toilet sounds
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
