I haven't watched it but I just read that Elton John was there.
Which reminds me of Keith Richards' famous quote about Elton and his "songs for dead blondes". Keith is currently destroying The Rolling Stones again (and this time probably forever) with his talk about Mick's penis size ("Marianne Faithfull had no fun with his tiny todger"). Not only Mick is mad at him, which is perfectly understandable, but also Elton John again for some reason, even though - or maybe because - no one talked about his penis. Where's David Bowie when you need him? I heard he slept with everyone in the 70s (including Mick) and I'd be interested in his expertise on the matter.
Why am I bringing up wrinkled British musicians in this thread about a wedding? Because I love those entertaning old divas and once they're gone England will realize that all that's left of the good old days are the Windsors and all those other aristocrats wth fancy hats.

















