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Troll_Whisperer on 24 April 2011

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

EMO teenager with hormonal problems seeking friends.

LOL, and what level?

Lvl 99. Rank: No life

What are your attack moves?

1. Trolling. (Enemy's resistance -20)

3. Killing innocent people. (Experience 5)

3. Masturbating every time I encounter a female player. (Stamina 10)

4. Masturbating thinking of female characters with pixelated boobs. (Stamina 15)

5. Grinding for 16h a day. (Experience 1 per sheep killed)

6. Having a toilet and fridge in the 15m2 basement. (Speed 15)

7. Avoiding any kind of social situation or real life interaction in general. (Speed 25)

8. Avoid questioning my lifestyle. (Resistance 20)

Edit: the hell? Anyway if it's not - (minus) it is plus.

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sapphi_snake on 24 April 2011

Troll_Whisperer said:

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

EMO teenager with hormonal problems seeking friends.

LOL, and what level?

Lvl 99. Rank: No life

What are your attack moves?

1. Trolling. (Enemy's resistance -20)

3. Killing innocent people. (Experience 5)

3. Masturbating every time I encounter a female player. (Stamina 10)

4. Masturbating thinking of female characters with pixelated boobs. (Stamina 15)

5. Grinding for 16h a day. (Experience 1 per sheep killed)

6. Having a toilet and fridge in the 15m2 basement. (Speed 15)

7. Avoiding any kind of social situation or real life interaction in general. (Speed 25)

8. Avoid questioning my lifestyle. (Resistance 20)

Edit: the hell? Anyway if it's not - (minus) it is plus.

LOL, can't beleive you went to all this trouble. Hahaha.

"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

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Troll_Whisperer on 24 April 2011

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

EMO teenager with hormonal problems seeking friends.

LOL, and what level?

Lvl 99. Rank: No life

What are your attack moves?

1. Trolling. (Enemy's resistance -20)

3. Killing innocent people. (Experience 5)

3. Masturbating every time I encounter a female player. (Stamina 10)

4. Masturbating thinking of female characters with pixelated boobs. (Stamina 15)

5. Grinding for 16h a day. (Experience 1 per sheep killed)

6. Having a toilet and fridge in the 15m2 basement. (Speed 15)

7. Avoiding any kind of social situation or real life interaction in general. (Speed 25)

8. Avoid questioning my lifestyle. (Resistance 20)

Edit: the hell? Anyway if it's not - (minus) it is plus.

LOL, can't beleive you went to all this trouble. Hahaha.

Hey I know my moves by memory.

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sapphi_snake on 24 April 2011

Troll_Whisperer said:

Hey I know my moves by memory.

Well you'd better. You need them in the MMORPG known as Life.

"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

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Troll_Whisperer on 24 April 2011

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Troll_Whisperer said:

Hey I know my moves by memory.

Well you'd better. You need them in the MMORPG known as Life.

You mean Second Life, right?

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sapphi_snake on 24 April 2011

Troll_Whisperer said:

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

Hey I know my moves by memory.

Well you'd better. You need them in the MMORPG known as Life.

You mean Second Life, right?

Nope, Real Life!

"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

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"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

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Troll_Whisperer on 24 April 2011

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

Hey I know my moves by memory.

Well you'd better. You need them in the MMORPG known as Life.

You mean Second Life, right?

Nope, Real Life!

Oh...

Don't know much about that one.

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sapphi_snake on 24 April 2011

Troll_Whisperer said:

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

Hey I know my moves by memory.

Well you'd better. You need them in the MMORPG known as Life.

You mean Second Life, right?

Nope, Real Life!

Oh...

Don't know much about that one.

Hint: Look outside your window.

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Troll_Whisperer on 24 April 2011

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

sapphi_snake said:

Troll_Whisperer said:

Hey I know my moves by memory.

Well you'd better. You need them in the MMORPG known as Life.

You mean Second Life, right?

Nope, Real Life!

Oh...

Don't know much about that one.

Hint: Look outside your window.

Sunlight scares me.

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sapphi_snake on 24 April 2011

Troll_Whisperer said:

Sunlight scares me.

Unless you're a vampire (which you'r not; you're just an emo kid) you'll be OK!

"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

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