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Troll_Whisperer said:
sapphi_snake said:
Troll_Whisperer said:
sapphi_snake said:
Troll_Whisperer said:

EMO teenager with hormonal problems seeking friends.

LOL, and what level?

Lvl 99. Rank: No life

What are your attack moves?

1. Trolling. (Enemy's resistance -20)

3. Killing innocent people. (Experience 5)

3. Masturbating every time I encounter a female player. (Stamina 10)

4. Masturbating thinking of female characters with pixelated boobs. (Stamina 15)

5. Grinding for 16h a day. (Experience 1 per sheep killed)

6. Having a toilet and fridge in the 15m2 basement. (Speed 15)

7. Avoiding any kind of social situation or real life interaction in general. (Speed 25)

8. Avoid questioning my lifestyle. (Resistance 20)

Edit: the hell? Anyway if it's not - (minus) it is plus.

LOL, can't beleive you went to all this trouble. Hahaha.



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