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Hellstrom on 24 April 2011
sapphi_snake said:
Hellstrom said:
sapphi_snake said:
Hellstrom said:

I only touch thor sometimes at night. Sometimes i can go days without showing thor some attention. Other times thor shows my girlfriend the attention.

Aha, I get it, you're bisexual and are having an affair with the Viking got of thunder. Now what about your pennis?


No, Thor is my penis, his last name is Johnson.

I have never been able to undertsand why people name their dicks. It is just plain creepy.


Hey, don't you insult Thor like he's not even in the room with us, just so inconsiderate.



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sapphi_snake on 25 April 2011
Kennyheart said:
sapphi_snake said:
Kennyheart said:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm scared to ask what made you have this reaction. Guess vgchartz really is that hot.


I can show you if you want.

No thank you. Unless youre a hot girl (or I'm drunk enough to not care what you are as long  as you're hot)



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"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

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sapphi_snake on 25 April 2011
zgamer5 said:
Kennyheart said:
zgamer5 said:

ahh masturbarion sometimes its to fast, sometimes its to late, if only i could fastforward or go back with my mind. or i could hire a helper o.O

Would I get payed?

what??? hell no.

i only ask girls, put a bag over their head, make them wear nice loungrie, and theyl move the mouse ass i watch the ass of jenny hendix go up and down.

Shame on you sir! Shame on you for discriminating based on gender. Male hookers need to work too. You should be sued!!!



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

sapphi_snake on 25 April 2011
Hellstrom said:
sapphi_snake said:
Hellstrom said:
sapphi_snake said:
Hellstrom said:

I only touch thor sometimes at night. Sometimes i can go days without showing thor some attention. Other times thor shows my girlfriend the attention.

Aha, I get it, you're bisexual and are having an affair with the Viking got of thunder. Now what about your pennis?


No, Thor is my penis, his last name is Johnson.

I have never been able to undertsand why people name their dicks. It is just plain creepy.


Hey, don't you insult Thor like he's not even in the room with us, just so inconsiderate.

Sorry man. Tell Thor I appologise and that Im sure he is a lovely LITTLE guy.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

Baalzamon on 26 April 2011

I'm in the school computer lab, that would be disturbingly gross.  Although in high school, a student got caught masturbating in the library, so I guess others have thought it to be a good idea.



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