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[Hellstrom]

sapphi_snake said:

Hellstrom said:

sapphi_snake said:

Hellstrom said:

I only touch thor sometimes at night. Sometimes i can go days without showing thor some attention. Other times thor shows my girlfriend the attention.

Aha, I get it, you're bisexual and are having an affair with the Viking got of thunder. Now what about your pennis?

No, Thor is my penis, his last name is Johnson.

I have never been able to undertsand why people name their dicks. It is just plain creepy.

Hey, don't you insult Thor like he's not even in the room with us, just so inconsiderate.