Jesus wouldn't smite me. I gave him cookies!
Well, technically he took them. But I wasn't mad at him for taking them.
Also: Jesus is definitely not my cat. My mom threw my cat away after she peed on one couch too many. Trans-atlantic "your cat is in the humane society" phone calls suck.
Well, have do you know it is the real Jesus? Maybe just an imposter?
| Soriku said: Tell him to smite you. |
Daddy does the smiting, baby does the saving.
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Why not dress him up like santa and take some funny pictures?
After that Id definitely let him write autographs or make toasts that Id sell at E-bay.
And, from what Ive heard he is quite a handyman, so Id put him on some renovaton work. Free is cheaper than some black working foreigners.
Beware, I live!
I am Sinistar!
Beware, coward!
I hunger!
Roaaaaaaaaaar!
Hm, I remember some old South Park episode with Jesus returning. If I remember correctly not many were interested.
You may want to put him on the dashboard of your car. He only has one song about that!
See Ya George.
"He did not die - He passed Away"
At least following a comedians own jokes makes his death easier.
Huh?
ARe you making fun of Christianity?
Sorair said:
how do you know the site owner so quickly with only 33 posts? |
and how do you kow if ioi is the actual site owner? it could just as easily be DK.
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