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arcane_chaos on 31 March 2011

when I read the news title I actually laughed...I'm going to hell....

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cloud1161 on 31 March 2011

there was a similar story to this but it was a woman who sat on a toilet for 2 years or something

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SeriousWB on 31 March 2011

Was I the only one reminded of Se7en when I read the description?

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NiKKoM on 31 March 2011

cloud1161 said:

there was a similar story to this but it was a woman who sat on a toilet for 2 years or something

she had a girlfriend? that's hot..

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radiantshadow92 on 31 March 2011

dayum, and i thought i was bad with the pizza roll boxes on my computer table lolololol

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sapphi_snake on 31 March 2011

RolStoppable said:

Rath said:

When I occasionally see a bit of a 'morbidly obese man' doco on TV they always seem to have a fairly fit girlfriend. Must be some kind of fetish or something?

My guess is that they have a more pronounced "I am too fat" complex than the average woman, so an obese boyfriend helps them in thinking that their own body is alright. Yeah, women are selfish like that.

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sapphi_snake on 31 March 2011

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But how can die which has no life?

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rocketpig on 31 March 2011

Another chick is on the market. Sweet.

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Garnett on 31 March 2011

Ugh???? I Just dont know what to say...I dont feel sorry cause he was a loser, his fat ass didnt get up once from that chair in two years, and if your fat enough to the point where you fucking FUSED to the chair, then you just suck....I dont feel sorry for anyone who gets that fat...im still wondering how he was able to stay in that chair for TWO years! It was 2009, the last time he was out of that chair...

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