For all that trouble, I better get a happy ending.... >_>

that could, its at their decision to do it or not. they can throw you in jail for no reason if they want and make up a charge. it has happened many times. dear god, my sister is currently facing DUI charges even though she didn't drink anything and just "smelled like cigarettes and alcohol." Guess what? she is a bartender, what else would she smell like? fresh roses and chocolate? There is no legal proof. She did not blow. They did not do a blood test or anything to see if she was really drunk or not. No sobriety test either. Just handcuffed and jailed.

The USA has become a police state where all cops have a quota they need to hit on number of arrests. They tell you they don't have one, but I do know a few cops and they will tell you they do. If they don't hit that quota they won't get a bonus and have their hours cut for the next month. The law has gone out the window thanks to rules like "cops can't have an IQ past 105" and that some stations refuse to let officers question orders with fear of termination. It's corrupt politics like mostly everything else in the Corporation of the USA.

Cops protects you from crime but who protect you from cops?

cameras

What if I double up on my boxers?

Unless you're superman, there's no way you can put your boxers back on in time.

which many states are making it a felony to tape officers without consent...

Really?  that reminds me of a story, that im not going to get into... 

we actually had an officer charged with sexual assault recently after their security footage was released to the media...the female officer wasnt charged because we're sexist up here, but the guy who cut her clothes off was.

I can do as "good"