TSA have been giving you mercy from only gropes and nude scanning you

[Galaki]

izaaz101 said:

Galaki said:

izaaz101 said:

Galaki said:

izaaz101 said:

Can I request a female to molest me?

Only if you promise not to moan.

I can climax silently (if I have to).

you're not allowed to make a mess neither. Hold it in :)

What if I double up on my boxers?

Unless you're superman, there's no way you can put your boxers back on in time.