Yeah. I dribble on a friend once whilst telling a story to emphasize a point. He was not amused.

In response to Yoshi, yeah I have, I won a chess tourney at our school!.. When I was 13! Woo

Have you ever imagined pummeling the shit out of someone for being a completel idiot/jerk?

Yes, yes I have.

Have you ever insulted a Gay?

I'll be honest, I did. Once. Not proud of it, but he pissed me off, not for being gay but for being a complete ignorant douche.

Have you ever sniffed the glue and wondered why it smells like smelly socks?

Nope.

Have you ever wanted to enter F1?

Yeah. My imagination always ended up in me having a glorious crash and dying.

Have you ever purchased a game that you regretted afterwards?

Yes, a few.

Have you ever met Banksy? I have, it turns out that he is Gordon Brown!

No but I wish I could, his art is so awesome!

Have you ever met Yoshi?

No, unfortunately!

Have you ever thrown a bouquet at someone?

As tempted as I was, I have not been married yet, and I think it's a bridal thing to do so I've never done it and likely never will!

Have you ever dressed up for cosplay?

Nope.

Have you ever wondered if I am who I state I am?