I live there :D

have you ever really really screwed up a job interview

Yes, but it actually worked in my favor because it made them laugh.

Have you ever wrote a 10 plus page paper the night before its due? I should add and got a A or atleast a B on it.

I wrote about that much of an 18 page paper I had started the day before (it was actually a short story, and was part of an overall bigger project). I got a 10 (highest mark).

Have you ever made your parents cry?

No, I've made them annoyed though.

Have you ever wondered if Karl Pilkington is really an idiot?

Yes, but dont use walls much and have stopped bothering to add anyone.

Have you ever disected anything in a class?

No. And that's good, because in protest I would've set the animals free, and probably would've gotten expelled.

Have you ever gone through the experience of supporting your girlfriend while she was getting an abortion because the condom broke and she got pregnant?

Yeah I get my gf pregnant all the time. I can never be bothered with contraception so I just tell her I've got one on. She says if it happens one more time she'll dump me :(

lol nah I haven't.

Have you ever said something really embarrassing in front of a large crowd? 

Yes, I'm sure I have. I'm definately the type of person who does that. Can't think of an appropriate example though (not too emabarassing, but embarassing enough).

Have you ever spanked someone?

Nope never heard of him till now.  I had to wiki him up just to know what he does. 

Have you ever seen Willow (1988 movie with Val Kilmer, apparently George Lucas did the story also)?

Yes I have the VHS somewhere packed away.

Have you ever got revenge on someone for something they did to you. As it the main reason you did whatever was because of what they did to you.