A friendly dialogue between Steve and Elop.
Steve: "Hey Elop, I want you to candidate for CEO position on Nokia."
Elop: "Why, Steve? I like here."
Steve: "Well, you are very qualified for the position, then you will get it. Once you get there, I want you to move the company for our operating system. This will cause the share price to plummet, and we can clean up the mess so that we can compete with Apple, Google and HP."
Elop: "This will ruin the Nokia!"
Steve: "This will give us seven percent or more market share. "
Elop: "Nokia has almost 30 percent."
Steve: "I'll give you one million dollars, Elop..."
Elop: "Ok Steve, I'll do it."
Steve: "Oh Elop before going to kiss my ring."
Elop: "Yes, sir. "