From my personal GotY:
http://store.valvesoftware.com/productpages/accessories/product_ApLabsHolidayCard.html
Examples:
"If the weighted companion cube could speak -- and the Enrichment Center reminds you it cannot -- it would wish you and yours all the best this Holiday Season!
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your Holiday Experience."
Awesome. If I had any friends in the first place, I'd buy these and send them these.
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