Portal Holiday Greetings Cards!

[Bodhesatva]

From my personal GotY:

http://store.valvesoftware.com/productpages/accessories/product_ApLabsHolidayCard.html

Examples:

"If the weighted companion cube could speak -- and the Enrichment Center reminds you it cannot -- it would wish you and yours all the best this Holiday Season!

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your Holiday Experience."

Awesome. If I had any friends in the first place, I'd buy these and send them these.