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it's been months....



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sethnintendo said:
d21lewis said:

It's probably been a month, at least!  But, to win this thread,  I'll mmake an effort to stick it in my gf's honey hole when she bends over to tie her shoe or something.


Wow, you have a gf and still no action in a month?  Going through some rough times?   I thought the Zapp got laid every day.


Anyways, I've been getting some from my roomate a decent amount.  We did it the past 3 days.  She says she is a little sore now so I probably won't get any till Wednesday or so.  Usually during the work week we don't do it as much.


Nah.  I guess I'm more like the real Zapp than I thought!  But me and my girl have been together (off and on) since 1998.  I've done everything imagineable with that p***y at leat 17 times.  Sometimes, when it comes down to getting some and playing Streetfighter, I choose SHORYKEN!



Snesboy said:

14 times in the past 2 weeks. Averages once a day. But some of those times it was like 3 times in one day. Yeah, you don't have to believe me, but I'm telling the truth. Not an ex, not my gf (yet), brand new girl for me.

That explains why you've been so cold lately... *walks off, dejected*



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I plan on seeing Tatiana Romanova tonight.



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Cunning_Linguist said:

I'm Married.....

 

 

 

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Rename your user to cunnilingus and watch it happen!



not yet but the person that i desire the most will never see me as a boyfriend the shadow of our frendship for years is my barrier of reaching this person



Mummelmann said:
Cunning_Linguist said:

I'm Married.....

 

 

 

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.... I don't get laid


Rename your user to cunnilingus and watch it happen!


See urban dictionary for meaning of cunning linguist. Also no it doesn't make it happen any more, she just says thank you and goes to sleep



Twice on Sunday (11/21): good ole afternooner and right at bedtime. nice. Always with wife.



ps3_jrpg_gamer said:

not yet but the person that i desire the most will never see me as a boyfriend the shadow of our frendship for years is my barrier of reaching this person

Yeah, that's a... dangerous bridge to cross. I've got a childhood friend who I don't see too often, but every time we do meet up, something happens. Unfortunately, it's only about once a year...



-dunno001

-On a quest for the truly perfect game; I don't think it exists...