I pulled over a guy who owned a tattoo parlor and he was so grateful that I didn't give him a ticket that he let me get a free tattoo.  I got it mostly to impress a girl I knew.  Now, she's getting married.  I don't regret it because my tattoo still looks pretty bad ass.  Glad I went with something traditional instead of a fad tribal tattoo.

yeah but now you're stuck with dating girls named ursula....

I love my tattoo. I got it because i wanted it, and so I'd look at it every day and remember why i got it.

Thinking of getting another one soon. A big one on my back. Planning a trip to Germany to visit this bad-ass tattoo parlour that has some amazing tattoos. If you're going to ink your skin for life, might as well get it done properly.

My girlfriend doesn't like the one I have, and she really doesn't want me to get another, but it's your body and you should decorate it any way you like.

especially if you're looking for a new girlfriend...

I wanted... so I got.

lol!

(i won't tell her that...)

Have you got one? thinking of getting one?

Nope. I don't have a reason to get one. I actually find it a turn off.

I don't have a tatoo.

Don't lie we all know you have Darth tatooed on your ass.