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darkknightkryta on 02 November 2010

That's right I know what can save console sales in Japan.  The one thing that can save console sales in Japan,  is one man; Segata Sanshiro!  If anyone paid Sega enough money to start using him for advertising their console's (Or hell even consoles let all manufacturers use him) sales will sky rocket.  The man that saved the Sega Saturn in Japan will save consoles in Japan.  Hell even the 360 will outsell all other consoles and handhelds combined if he advertises for them.  Cause that's what Segata does, he goes on the streets and forces people to buy products with his brute force and martial arts.

 

A video on how he saved the Saturn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3lCF8O2N50



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Cheebee on 02 November 2010

Meh, he's old news.



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dahuman on 02 November 2010

They can stop making those 90% of games that suck, I can't remember the last time a mind blowing game came out of Japan besides from Nintendo personally.



zgamer5 on 02 November 2010

what would save consoles if if handhelds become the cause of cancer.



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Roma on 02 November 2010

hahaha back in those days yes but not now :P

 

funny though



    R.I.P Mr Iwata :'(

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hikaruchan on 02 November 2010

Segata Sanshiro=SEGA's Chuck Noris!



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Mr.Metralha on 02 November 2010

A boring 12 minute "promo" starring the japanese version of Chuck Norris?

gtfo...



hikaruchan on 02 November 2010
darkknightkryta said:

That's right I know what can save console sales in Japan.  The one thing that can save console sales in Japan,  is one man; Segata Sanshiro!  If anyone paid Sega enough money to start using him for advertising their console's (Or hell even consoles let all manufacturers use him) sales will sky rocket.  The man that saved the Sega Saturn in Japan will save consoles in Japan.  Hell even the 360 will outsell all other consoles and handhelds combined if he advertises for them.  Cause that's what Segata does, he goes on the streets and forces people to buy products with his brute force and martial arts.

 

A video on how he saved the Saturn:


Segata Sanshiro was a is product of the 1990s and would not succeed now though.



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darkknightkryta on 02 November 2010
hikaruchan said:
darkknightkryta said:

That's right I know what can save console sales in Japan.  The one thing that can save console sales in Japan,  is one man; Segata Sanshiro!  If anyone paid Sega enough money to start using him for advertising their console's (Or hell even consoles let all manufacturers use him) sales will sky rocket.  The man that saved the Sega Saturn in Japan will save consoles in Japan.  Hell even the 360 will outsell all other consoles and handhelds combined if he advertises for them.  Cause that's what Segata does, he goes on the streets and forces people to buy products with his brute force and martial arts.

 

A video on how he saved the Saturn:


Segata Sanshiro was a is product of the 1990s and would not succeed now though.


Oh you'd better believe he'd succeed now.



hikaruchan on 02 November 2010

This wha works in Japan now

 



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