Well, we don't know the requirements yet, so don't lose hope just yet. Unless it really sucks, then you can lose hope and restore it by buying a new PC.

The laws of being really poor forbids me so

You'll have to work two jobs to get one then.

I had problems finding the first one 

Everyone are reqarded equally for participating in something, whether that's a small event, killing some random enemy or an epic boss encounter. The loot will of course be appropriate, but every player will be rewarded the same, both with loot and XP. This way, every time you meet a player in the wild, you can help each other out without griefing the game for the other player by stealing loot or XP from them. Basically, this means GW2 becomes a real cooperative MMO, instead of something like WoW where you have to team up with someone to share rewards, and if you don't team up, but try to help another player, only one of you will be rewarded. That's not all that fun...

Depends on how epic the moments can get. The boss fight with the Shatterer seems very much more epic than the first boss battle with the centaur shaman, so imagine what ArenaNet might have in store when you get to the endgame.

Every profession can't do the same things. No profession can wield all weapons, and depending on what profession you are, you will handle a weapon differently. A ranger with a dagger gets assassin like skills, with some very acrobatic moves, backstabbing, etc., while a necromancer with a dagger get skills that suck life from their foes. So just because several professions can wield a weapon and be good with it, doesn't mean that they do the same thing.

I'll gladly answer more questions if you have any.

Just finished watching the third video.

Holy poo, that boss (I think it was called "The Shatterer" or something.) looked epic-alicious! And that was nothing but a mere minion of the Elder Dragons?

Dayumm...

The first answer, this sounds like an extremely care bear and noob game right off the bat. Why should that chob get as many rewards as me if I did 20% more damage than he did? Or healing? That is not only not fun, but absolutely retarded.

I guess in the end there will jsut be an even bigger dragon to be more epic. This game sounds way too chob friendly atm.