Oi! get that filthy C.P. out of the gay thread

FYI I'm peeking from the back door not the closet door -_-

You're definitely not the only one... -_-

Well she has her views and I got my own, and we don't really discuss about homosexuality because it doesn't concern us as a couple, but I do know that I would vote in favor of gay marriage and adoption while she would vote against both.

Well it's good that you can make it work. I don't think I could (nor do I think I'd want to make it work with a person like that).

**Please note: the following reply is of a mature nature, and may not be suitable for work.

Best thing to do is actually speak with her about it. There's a fair gambit of things that can be done, and different people like different things. The most common one, that either she or you can do, is fingering. The finger is fairly slender, and easy to control depth on, but you will need to be careful of the fingernail. Do NOT use a finger with a long nail!

Other things she can do, though they may seem more disturbing, is licking or a strap-on. Because of the... nature... of that area on a guy not tending to produce love juices, there are quite a few people (of both genders, mind you) who don't care for doing this. It also has the downside of not getting many of the stimulators inside the anus, but for some, the moisture on the outside is great. Regarding the strap-on, contrary to popular belief, a woman using one on a guy does not mean he's gay. Just like women have a G-spot, so do men, around the area of the prostrate, inside the anus. Some guys find that this prostrate stimulation makes... other actions... feel that much better.

There are some women, however who don't like doing that to a guy, period. There may be several different reasons for it, I'm not going to delve into those. In which case, you're going to have to do it yourself. If you don't relish the finger option, there are several other things that you can insert yourself for stimulation. I would start with a relatively small (but not tiny, you'll see why) anal plug. Something in the realm of 3-4 inches long, with a girth of about 1 inch. Use this to determine where your favorite stimulus point is. Ones that are fairly close to the entrance of the anus may be further served by a vibrating bullet. If you find that your point is deeper, you may need to go with a full-on vibrator. Shop around for these, as prices vary wildly. You don't need a $200 "massager." Be careful of going too cheap, though, as those may be poorly made and subject to break. And I think the last thing you want is a trip to the ER to remove that...

Why does that person on the right look familiar to me?

@scottie: Hell's yeah on the Ike bit. And most the good pictures I have of him are with Soren. Not that I mind, since Soren's also a cutie...

@ lightbleeder

I'm not sure your post is appropriate.

Does that list still exist?

That would be perfect for this thread.

If they find a cure for the gay, I hope they find one for idiocracy.