more fun :)
so many people requested in the thread about xbox live that we want more shenanigans(mainly yo jhon blame him!)
so im bringing it to you. its better then a joke thread, its better then any thread!
their is one rule: every post must include a discussion btw companies. like sony, valve, nintendo ......
even if you want to post something like: this is so funny, it must include a discussion btw companies.
now this idea is copyright property of zgamer 5 and the vghcartz community creating another thread like this in any other forum will cause me to sue you in court.
a message to the mods: my little story is not for trolling, i respect all companies and will do stories about all of them, so please no bans unless the person is being really serious and not saying things as a joke.
a messae to the members: no trolling, you cant be serious, and the discussions must be funny, or else you will get an angry message from me.
now to start off with the story of my favorite video game personality kaz haria!
2003 at a bar:
kaz i: hiyooo! i have a great idea, what if we release a 600$ dollar ps3, we have legions of fans, and well be making lots of profit. even though for the first 3 years we will be at loss
sony: how will we get all of the money well get back?
kaz : its simple, the 10 year plan, 7 years of profit, and well be getting loads of $ because of software, gt5 is atleast going to sell 20 million in europe only.
sony: umm the price is to high, would people buy our console?
kaz : with all of our great exclusives they will buy our console. also were launching in 2009 somethng called the playstation move it will draw in about 10-20 million casuals like the eye toy did.
sony: kaz are you drunk, is your plan full proof?
kaz: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacer!
sony: were sold!
2007:
sony: kaz! you infidel come here!
kaz: ah come on im playing riiiiiiiiiiiidge raaaaaaaaaaaacer!
sony: what do you explain our launch?
kaz: the people will come we still have our exclusives. come get drunk with me it helps.
2008: kaz we lost everything! we dont have exclusives, our multiplat games are crap and we have no dlc.
kaz: dont worry mgs4 and gt5 will draw in the masses. also move is going to help
sony: nintendo has motion controls they are first, its going to fail.
kaz: no no, the ps eye is going to be integrated into it so it seems fresh.
sony: were are not listening to you anymore! we are shifting everyone to 1st party studios.
kaz: what?????? i want a new ridge racer!
2009:
kaz: hahahaha kz2 sold terribly.
sony: yeah its disappointing, but we have a surprise for you.
kaz: why in the world didnt you tell me about the slim.
sony: we cant talk with you, your always drunk.
kaz: arghhhhhhhh! well the ps3 is still not bringing profit.
sony: well atleast we have our dignity!
kaz: your going to loose it next year when you release a sex toy!
sony: now were not, because you are not going to make big decisions anymore.
2010:
sony: we are finally profitable! hooray!
kaz: well, well, you dont exclusives!
sony: actually we do, and gt5 is releasing this year.
kaz: you imbeciles! why coudnt you release a new ridge racer as an exclusive! it would move millions of consoles!
sony: im sorry kaz, but were starting to make profit, dont bug us.
kaz: i cant believe you did such a mistake!
sony: we trusted you and look where we are! now if you say one more word, we are going to pay microsoft so they buy the ridge racer ip!
kaz: if you do that im going to go and consult microsoft on how to be market leader.
sony: kaz im begging you please go and do it! il pay you!
kaz: i wont do it unless you make your 1st party devs create an awsome riiiiiiiiiiiiidge raaaaaaaaacer just for me.
sony: ahh why did you destroy my dream.
soon to come: the story of the cute little mermaid: nintendo !
ps: please sticky this!
Being in 3rd place never felt so good
