The official *insert company name* said thread!!!!!!

[zgamer5]

Mr.Metralha said:

Sony 2007:

"I think the notion of that controller [wiimote] is a non-trivial point that you’ve brought up, that control and that familiarity is like comfort food - from my perspective, we lead, we don’t follow. And as a brand, Nintendo’s got their thing, and we’re not trying to get the senior citizen group to get into gaming"

"but we’d never consider iterating off of existing competitive technology - because we think that’s a fad and that’s not the way we approach product development. It’s not the way we approach the marketing or the branding of PlayStation."

 

ROFL 

 

i wonder what ms said about the eye toy.

e3 2010:

nintendo: next gen we are going to have some awsome 3rd party titles.

microsoft: how come, we have all of the 3rd party support right now.

sony: yeah what are you going to do.

nintendo: well next gen our console is going to appeal to both the hardcore, and the casual, and since we have all of the money we will bribe them.

miscrosoft: well at the end of this gen we are going to have more money.

sony: ever heard of move and kinect, and our 10 year life span, the wii is dieng face the facts.

nintendo: mwahahahahaha what makes you think your consoles are going to make the 10 year lifespan.

sony and microsoft: well by 2011 the ps3 and 360 are going to outsell the wii.

nintendo: yeah probably but you cant gather up a ton load of money to in one year.

miscrosoft: what do you mean.

nintendo: you know it, the wii's succesor is going to come out in 2012 obliging you to release your consoles early, ending the 10 year life span. we will launch with all of the third party support!

microsoft: well atleast we have call of duty.

sony: and fifa.

nintendo: both of those are going to be exclusives, you are going to be stuck with shovelware.

sony: quick microsoft bribe the devs!

microsoft: ok but what about you.

sony: im broke!

nintendo: good bye!

microsoft and sony: arghhhhhhh curse you!