Nine ultra bad-asses who personify all that is awesome and bad-ass in ass-whooping contexts?

Caineghis, the Lion King of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn. He shows up, the only say basically surrenders.

Ryu Hayabusa is basically death incarnate.

Samus Aran has blown up more planets by accident than most people have slapped malcontents.

Unflinching parody of an entire genre who will literally rip off your head and shit down your neck.

The Doom Marine - he went to Hell. Then he KICKED ITS ASS

Zangief wrestles bears. That's pretty much it. That's pretty much everything in manliness.

Mike Haggar - YEEEEEEEEEEEAH.

How the Hell do you people manage to forget this guy? Ganondorf embodies this list, even if he's a bad guy.

Of all the guys on ANY list, the wanderer from Shadow of the Colossus is the one you want to screw with least. I'd rather have Ryu Hayabusa, Kratos, Master Chief, and Bayonetta do the fusion dance and try to kill me rather than have this guy after me. He's that little speck down at the bottom center.

That's my list. My Expendables. You need something dead - you need a whole lot of somethings dead - you go to these guys.

Oh. Add Bayonetta to my list.

She would single handedly take down Khuutra's list alone.

THAT'S how powerful she is.

Infact. No. Screw it. My team of Expendables is Bayonetta.

And Kevin Butler.

You have a weird conception about what qualifies as bad-ass

And about how powerful Bayonetta is

The Expendables don't have to be bad-ass!

And Bayonetta killed a god. With her hair.

Yes, they do. It's the entire point of the list. Why do you think I listed Zangief instead of somebody like Kefka? Because he wrestles bears.

And Bayonetta did nothing of the sort - Bayonetta and Jeanne together used their hair as a medium to summon a primordial queen of darkness who punched a god into the sun. If that god didn't hit the sun, they didn't even die! They just got pissed.

Okay maybe you have a point on that one.

But my point on Bayonetta's power still stands. Even if she did need some small help to kill a god.

And she can throw a giant, giant stone 2 headed dragon that breathes fire with over 1000 Gigatons of force. And then proceed to rip both heads off with her bare hands.

And that's just the start!!

Stop this before this discussion turns into something it shouldn't be

Okay. You're right.

This is a gaming Expendables list. Not the Bayonetta appreciation thread.

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That's the business right there.

Nobody's list would take down my list.  Kirby and Zeratul alone would fuck all your shits up.