the beer in Canada is the best in the world, during E3 in LA I was so dissapointed in the selection that I considered going to the head of the convention and requesting it be moved to Ottawa just so the press could get some good beer.

but ya at that party we played a game where if you lost u had to down a beer through a beer bong, and I lost 6 or 7 times, which adds to a little over 5 seconds per beer.

one sip of koolaid. i was hammered for a week

cant speak on the 19 beers cause i dont drink beer its disgusting, however the rest of that stuff is REALLY believable thats just a tuesday morning at most schools to get them through class so they can go out drinking afterwards

I would like you to try the beer over here, in Belgium and the Netherlands there are some very good beer makers ( I'm not talking about the big brands). We've also got a tremedous amount of types here.

Never drank in my life.

Five times I've had huge drinkings sessions that passed ridiculous:

1. Fake Frat Initiation

For a fake frat, the initiation was to drink the three warmups with hazing between and then finally a pitcher.  The warmups were terrible beer to begin with but these were also generally months and months old left sitting in the sun and then finally in boiling water before served to make as disgusting as possible.  You were timed on each of these (8 seconds, 12 seconds, and 8 seconds for me) and you had a total of 3 minutes combined to finish all three.

In between warmups you also generally had to eat various disgusting things or do other general hazing activities.

Finally, the main event-- the pitcher.  You had a pitcher of the same above nasty beer (just not as old and not hot) filled to the point of just before overflowing.  If you dribbled a drop or spilled anything you had to pause your time, refill the pitcher, and then continue (and they were horribly and cruely strict about this rule).  The goal was to drink the entire pitcher in under 15 minutes (my time for the pitcher was 1:16 , second fastest in the history of the frat).

During the night you're graded on two things-- your times and how many times you vomit.  In fact, you actually have a coach throughout the whole time and his sole job is to hold a trash bag so you can vomit in it because you will vomit.  A lot.

At the end of the night, you get a horrible nickname which you have to proudly wear on your jersey.  I really don't know why I joined other than the pleasure of hazing people the next few years.

2. The Taco-C Experience

I really don't remember the specifics of this one, I just remember I ended up pass out on the floor of a Taco Cabana.  Yeah...

3. The Beer-Olympics

Not much to say here other than a variety of drinking games, speed drinking games, and traditional games with drinking rules.  All in all I had about 40 beers.

4. The Side of the Road Experience

So when my then girlfriend, current wife, were dating we went to one of her friends houses.  I started playing some drinking game and just got hammered.  She was driving back and I just couldn't hold it any longer, I had to vomit.  She pulled over and I made it to the median and vomited in the grass and then passed out.  The Wife didn't know what to do, just that some guy she had been dating a few weeks was passed out on highway 75 at 3 in the morning.  She called a nearby friend to bring towels and some muscle because she's small, I'm not, and she couldn't pick me up if she had to.

I don't really know what happened, I just know she had to introduce one of her long friends to her then boyfriend, the drunk guy passed out in his own vomit on the side of highway 75 at 3 in the morning.

5. The Ballad of Lil' Pinky

So in a real fraternity at the big brother party someone made trash can punch was 50% Hawaiian Punch and 50% everclear.  We put this stuff in traditional liquor bottles (1 liter) and my buddy and I finished off two, so I had about .5 liter of everclear.

If that wasn't enough, they also had jello shots where they used, you guessed it, everclear instead of water.  I had like five of those.  Finally, I had three or four bears.

Needless to say I was beyond trashed and almost had to be taken to the hospital.

All I remember is standing on the balcony of the shitty apartment we were at talking to some chics and then waking up half naked in a bath-tub.  I pulled back the shower curtain and there was some other chick peeing and so I started talking to her.  Over the next few years I found out more and more I did that night like dance half naked in the living or vomit all over the place outside and then falling over in it and rolling around in the vomit (assume how I ended up half naked in the bath-tub).

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Oh yeah, then there was also this.

FORTY?!

All the posts about not being a drinker are boring and not the point of the forum.

I drank at least 1 liter of bourban on occasion and of course passed out. Not worth building up a tolerance to do this without puking your brains out. The thread should be what is the funniest thing you have done when drunk.

Oh jeez, where do I begin?

I would say it was New Years Eve 2010, I was at my girlfriend's parents house, drinking beer, smoking pot and just hanging out with her Dad, SIster and Brother in Law. We must have partied for say, mmmm... 7 hours I suppose. To be honest I do not remember how long we partied for.

Her sister brought over a grain liquor called "Devil's Springs" which is 180 proof (90% alcohol). That shit is hard-fucking-core, no joke.

I was stoned off my ass, had about 7 shooters worth of Absolute Vodka in my system and was sipping beers, although slowly since I hate beer with a damn passion, they taste like shit and I hate anything with bubbles.

Well I eventually gave in and took a shooter of Spring. In case anyone here doesn't know what  shooter is, it is essentially 1.5-2x what a normal shot is, and I prefer shooters. Sometimes they really suck, and that night it did.

I was now totally wasted and be honest I am surprised I remember this, but her sister was getting ready to leave and we were supposed to take 1 more shooter of Devil's Springs. Me and her took our shooter (It tasted like shit by the way. Tastes like rubbing alcohol), but her husband didn't...

Shen then pours herself a helf a shot of Absolute and talks me into taking her husband's shooter of Devil's Springs. Oh what a fucking mistake that was. Anyways I gave in, took my shooter, kissed her goodnight and they went on their way.

10 minutes later me and my girlfriend went outside for a cigarette and the shit hit me like a ton of bricks. I jumped out my my chair, ran to the end of the deck and proceeded to puke my guts out to the point where I passed out right after.

That night kicked ass and thanks to the vomiting I avoided a bad ass hangover the next day.

Edit - Changed to New Years Eve 2008, my mistakes.

To be fair it was barely beer, it was that green crap from Saint Patrick's day so it just really meant I had to go to the bathroom a lot.