Surprised there hasn't been a single thread about it. I mean Russian Spies in my neighborhood! Is this the cold war? Why are they telling us about the spies? Shouldn't they keep that out of the public eye. Where is James Bond when you need him? How about Austin Powers!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jun/29/russian-spies-suburban-america

My theory is this is one big publicity stunt for that movie Salt... but then again I'm dumb

She is hot.  

I would definitely spy on her.

Gamers know not to trust Russians because we kill them all the time in games.  We're so used to Russian spies and such that we figured there are Russian spies everywhere and aren't surprised by the news.  Heck, I'm pretty sure a guy I work with is a Russian spy because he takes a lot of bathroom breaks and looks like he could possibly be Russian.  Gamers know what's up and aren't surprised by the ordeal.  Gamers will make threads when a game is made about the event and the goal is to steal US documents and give them to the spies for sex(with simulated sex using Kinect, Xbox 360 exclusive). 

All hail Stalin!

Ok, I leave...

I would suggest "That spy can sap my sentry any day"

But I'm a bad clown

If you're one of the hot Russian chicks, I've got some super secret government secrets I can get you, for a price.  By price I mean sex.

In Soviet Russia Spies catch you!

How about poison in your martini while handing me the documents?

Sounds like Coleman' Ex Wife getting the will from the lawyer.

That's cool.  I'll avoid the martini and we'll head to a local Holiday Inn.  This is gonna be epic.