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well...i fucked thane...but he wasnt my first choice...i went after jack but she essentially told me i was a stupid dyke and to get the fuck away from her before she beat my head in. 



"I like my steaks how i like my women.  Bloody and all over my face"

"Its like sex, but with a winner!"

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and...i totally hope there is a hanar love interest in number 3.



"I like my steaks how i like my women.  Bloody and all over my face"

"Its like sex, but with a winner!"

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Yeah I agree, Mass Effect 2 seriously needed some Black Dynamite in it to manly it up! 

 

Black Dynamite: Now you be cool, baby, Bee here will keep you tight and outta sight. Dynamite's gonna shake the tree from the roots, rake up the fruits, rip it up out the ground to find out what's goin down. Don't worry bout tomorrow cause tonight, Dyna... 

Hoe: Dynamite's gonna make it all right! 

Black Dynamite: Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers, bitch! Would you like that? 

 

Lol I just watched it and felt like quoting it .



  

MrBubbles said:

and...i totally hope there is a hanar love interest in number 3.


This one suggests your idea is sub par, and recommends one's should seek to obtain a means to continued existence and purpose.



Khuutra said:

You prefer Yeoman Chambers over Thane? I mean sure she looks great dressed up like an asari harlot, but I just can't take anyone seriously when their reaction to a Collector attack is to do something besides put several bullets in a Collector's head.

Please.  She didn't get captured until Joker limped his way to the second floor.  By contrast, Thane would've stopped to pray the entire rosary before he started fighting, at which point he would've finally realized that he was already in the stasis pod.



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noname2200 said:
Khuutra said:

You prefer Yeoman Chambers over Thane? I mean sure she looks great dressed up like an asari harlot, but I just can't take anyone seriously when their reaction to a Collector attack is to do something besides put several bullets in a Collector's head.

Please.  She didn't get captured until Joker limped his way to the second floor.  By contrast, Thane would've stopped to pray the entire rosary before he started fighting, at which point he would've finally realized that he was already in the stasis pod.

Interestingly I had Thane escort the crew back to the ship (I figured whatever came near them, he'd kill it).

I wonder if the two of them might have knocked boots when they got back Best way to deal with PTS, you know!

Oh Thane how could you leave me



I dont understand it why would they even include lesbianism in this game??

 Is it a disgusting market ploy by Bioware or something



Khuutra said:

 

@Squilliam:

I'm afraid I don't really get the joke.

4. On the left side; left.

Its what they used to called lefties!



Tease.

Probably the least successful humour piece I've seen on VGC.

I want those minutes of my life back.



wholikeswood said:

Probably the least successful humour piece I've seen on VGC.

I want those minutes of my life back.

They can't all be winners, you know.

Also: no refunds.