There is no justice in the world and especially not when it comes to football. Just a few minutes ago Germany qualified for the next round of the World Cup in South Africa where they are going to play versus England. As usual, the Germans needed a lot of their infamous luck to get past the group phase. Here are the facts:

1) Serbia defeated Germany. That means Serbia is a better team than Germany.

2) Australia won against Serbia. Logically, since Serbia defeated Germany, that automatically makes Australia a better team than Germany by winning against Serbia.

3) Ghana won against Serbia. Similarly to the point above, we have already established that Serbia is better than Germany, so whoever beats Serbia is better than Germany as well.

This makes Germany the worst team of group D, but that didn't prevent them from getting past the first round of this tournament. Lucky bastards!