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Forums - Gaming - E3 2010: The Top 20 Kinected Press Reactions (Just for Lulz :D)

Microsoft's special Kinect event featuring Cirque du Soleil just wrapped up and we've been spending the evening compiling the top 20 reactions from the gaming press. Check out their confused and befuddled reactions below. For full effect, grab a glass of Kool-Aid before you start reading.

20. @oliviamunn: Walked in late to Microsoft Natal E3 event with every single person in white rob shirt thing.... No. No, I don't want any koolaid, thank u.

19. @jeffcannata: Yes, Kinect does nintendogs, too. But it is a tiger! Extreme!

18. @mattbertz: Somewhere in Los Angeles, Nintendo is laughing

17. @CheapyD: And the only thing better than playing motion control sports mini-games is watching video of other people playing them

16. @Vahn16: That Star Wars trailer was so obviously pre-rendered. I think this event is actually making me angry with it's underwhelming-ness.

15. @CheapyD: I'm in a marketing acid trip!

14. @jwhdavison: At Microsoft thing. Wearing a white sheet, having stepped through a hole in the wall to be greeted by a family in multiple languages.

13. @Vahn16: If any creepy dancing people touch me, I will fight them.

12. @BenKuchera: Guys, you can take the ponchos off, it's called kinect and it has Wii Sports. We know already.

11. @jeffcannata: You know what wod make this event better, Microsoft? Anything.
 
10. @DanRyckert: According to tweets I've seen, the Kinect event seems to involve: KKK members, magic smocks, floating couches, and people dancing on flowers

9. @GI_AndyMc: In any other place this many people in white sheets would be hit with tear gas. I hate myself right now.

8. @louiethecat: I don't know WTF to think about this but I am scurred and wanna go home.

7. @Andrew_Reiner: I don't even know what to say...

6. @jeffcannata: Microsoft now has a standing army.

5. @jeffgerstmann: So does Sony rename their thing to Müv or Mooove or something now to complete in the misspelled motion controller wars?

4. @Vahn16: From now on, when I'm embarassed, I'm going to imagine everyone in these ponchos.

3.@andrew pfister: Can't wait to see what E3's closing ceremony is like.

2.@Vahn16: The only way this could have been worse was if James Cameron came out and talked for two hours

1. @GI_AndyMc: Now I know why Robbie Bach quit.

http://www.kombo.com/article.php?artid=14898

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Now no one needs to take offense to this. You can tell it's just a list showing the Twitter responses which express confusion towards the confernece. It's just for the lulz and enjoy.

I especially love No.13, 5, 4, 3 and 2.



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wtf happened. I want details!. This is funny but I'm intrigued.



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hatmoza said:

wtf happened. I want details!. This is funny but I'm intrigued.


http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=111285&page=1&str=1043594246#



I actually had to smile about some of these reactions



2012 - Top 3 [so far]

                                                                             #1                                       #2                                      #3

      

WTF! you want me to get fired?  i just laughed out loud at work!



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

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Why do they have to wear white? And lol it does actually look like a KKK meeting. 





Yeah, yeah, funny. But I want to know more about the part were they were taken to the alien mothership and were experimented on.



Guess the event didn't go all that hot haha.  Don't know personally because wasn't there.  I can comment I'm not too fond of the name.  I mean it is kinda a cheesy name like Move is although fitting.  One of those names I'm sure lots of puns will occur from.  

But yea those ponchos are kinda silly.  



"5. @jeffgerstmann: So does Sony rename their thing to Müv or Mooove or something now to complete in the misspelled motion controller wars?"

ROFL! i want more.



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