This picture sums up my thoughts on religion:

You anti-creationsist (anti-christainists) are all going to hell. There ain't no proof that a big bang happened, and the whole idea is just vulgar. Jesus tells us to stay away from sexual images and thoughts. All this evolution heathendom can also be refuted if you atheists would just read the book. God says in the Bible (which is true because God exists), that dinosaur bones were planted by Satan and that everything Hovnid says is basically right. Try reading the good book instead of spreading secular lies people.

Respecting For Jesus,

Danny

Did you know that Archimedes supposedly had the foundation of Calculus down? He calculated the volume of a sphere and to do so requires limits, which is what calculus bsically is. Then the Romans came around and fucked everything up, and the Christians compounded it even more.

Dont they believe that the world is flat and and the Sun orbits the Earth, which is the centre of the universe? Or did those beliefs get proven wrong?

Btw Im liking the graph in the posts above

Quite a lot of stuff in the Bible can also be refuted if you read if you read the Origin of Species.

Genuine question though, as far as Im aware Adam and Eve had 2 children, both male and one was murdered by the other. Where did the rest of mankind come from?

God made men from the earth, and women from body parts. God took Abel's body and made lots of women. A huge orgy ensued afterwards between Cain and the women, but luckily they were all married to each other so it was okay.

Erm......Im really confused now because I thought you were religious but that sounds like something you find happening in a brothel.

No, God said he created eve from Adam's rib. When Cain murded Able God saw a chance to make more women to marry Cain (by using Able ribs since he didn't need them anymore) and to begin to introduce family values to lowly humans. Its in the Bible, and my Pastor demonstrated it to me personally.

Is DannyW just horribly trolling us all? I mean...the part about dinosaur bones being planted by Satan was just too much.

I know thats a typo but its a funny one, doing it with a zombie (which is a creature from hell Im guessing)

And thanks for the advice but Im sticking with my current beliefs, but Im dont have a problem with other people having different views to me. I used to go to Church when I was younger because I was in Scouts but I seriously dont get it any more.