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Euphoria14 on 23 May 2010

Now this is what Xbox LIVE Arcade mediums should be all about - weird, cheap and very strange games. But unfortunately it looks as if MS wont' allow a truly strange game on their service, a game called 'Privates' in which players lead a small gang of condom hatted marinas as they fight their way through vaginas and bottoms!

More from http://blog.seattlepi.com/microsoft/archives/206530.asp

"Privates is a platform twin-stick shooter in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples' vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters," Zombie Cow says on its website. "It's rude, funny, bitingly satirical and technically pretty accurate if you don't count the tiny people or the germs with teeth."



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MrBubbles on 23 May 2010

understandable



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badgenome on 23 May 2010

I figured. It would have been much more surprising had they allowed it.



thismeintiel on 23 May 2010

Hey, any chance Sony might pick this game up?



 

Isamu on 23 May 2010

What scares me, having not played it, and probably never will, nor have i read reviews, that if this was released, hundreds upon thousands of people would have bought this because of the name alone. Shock tastic name :\



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Euphoria14 on 23 May 2010
MrBubbles said:
understandable

How so? Since we buy consoles that children play we shouldn't have access to adult oriented titles?

 

Look, we have a game where you are a group of duded with condoms on their heads, MS doesn''t allow that, yet we can play RDR with sex, nudity, violence, etc...

 

Let me know how this makes any sense what so ever.

 

 

 



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Aion on 24 May 2010

Wow it would have sold a great amount just of the name Vagina.



 

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Tanstalas on 24 May 2010

Sony exclusive confirmed?

I understand as well, as they ban people for having references to body parts in their Bio or GT..

Movie industry is the same way, violent no problem we will rate it 14A, nudity, oh you get a 17+ rating then



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MARCUSDJACKSON on 24 May 2010
Euphoria14 said:
MrBubbles said:
understandable

How so? Since we buy consoles that children play we shouldn't have access to adult oriented titles?

 

Look, we have a game where you are a group of duded with condoms on their heads, MS doesn''t allow that, yet we can play RDR with sex, nudity, violence, etc...

 

Let me know how this makes any sense what so ever.

 

 

 


you know the console makers stans on AO rated games. it's better off dead or on PC.



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Severance on 24 May 2010

you guys want it on PS3?
are you sure you want to watch realistic looking giant Vaginas with pubic hair powered by Teh Cell?



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