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Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant

Husband claims "anything is possible"

An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.



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It's days like these I lose all faith in humanity.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

Holy shit, this HAS to be fake.



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dtewi said:
It's days like these I lose all faith in humanity.

It's sad because I don't know if who is the bigger moron.

I'm going to go with the guy because he believes the woman.  The woman could be playing stupid and just knows her husband has the mental capacity of a brick but the guy is just stupid either way.



Shiiiiiiiiiiit.



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I WANT THAT FILM!

Must of been good



 

I think this story must be fake. I refuse to believe they could be that stupid...



twesterm said:
dtewi said:
It's days like these I lose all faith in humanity.

It's sad because I don't know if who is the bigger moron.

I'm going to go with the guy because he believes the woman.  The woman could be playing stupid and just knows her husband has the mental capacity of a brick but the guy is just stupid either way.

Or that the government gave this man a gun.



PSN ID: KingFate_

I hear photons and sperm are essentially the same thing...

Even so, that doesn't explain why she was point her naked vagina at the screen.



twesterm said:

TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

 

With a sample size like that the results must be reliable .