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slaking, because i have no sex life besides masterbating



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LOLOL I give this thread 10/10

Taunt
Endure
Earthquake
Flamethrower








Majin-Tenshinhan said:
Oh, this'll be easy.

Wish.

Currently in the same state...

Though it's really not that bad that I need to use wish xD more or less I'm storing up energy to make my attack soon so Solar Beam would fit me.  Although if you want to think in terms of pokemon you hope she doesn't use teleport before you're done storing energy xD

Also Highwaystar if we ever give out real awards, you're getting thread of the year for this one



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Usually I do

Nasty Plot
Snatch
Drill Peck
Scary Face
Discharge
Drink Milk



You use Sleep Powder.
Opponent is asleep.

You use Bonemerang.
It's not very effective...

Opponent wakes up.
Opponent uses Imprison.
It's super effective!

:(



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Astonish, Arm Thrust, Double Slap, Iron Head, Pound, Sludge Bomb, Rest



Lick, Harden, Sling Shot, Pound etc.



 

 

 

 

 

Swagger
Attract
Harden
Pound
Eruption
Withdraw
Minimize
Rest



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Bong Lover said:
Usually I do

Nasty Plot
Snatch
Drill Peck
Scary Face
Discharge
Drink Milk

is this a tm?



thetonestarr said:

Harden
Quick Attack
Minimize
Withdraw

I give this thread 10/10, I've got a good laugh.



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