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mirgro on 21 April 2010

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You stuck my flash drive in your vagina - m4w - 25 (philadelphia)

Date: 2010-04-20, 3:04PM EDT

You stuck my flash drive in your vagina. If you are reading this, you know who you are. I don't think this is a fad sweeping the city, so this one's for you.

We met at a Millcreek Tavern. You said you were from Lancaster. You were beautiful, you liked me. It was perfect. But then…

We went back to my apartment. We watched The Breakfast Club. You had never seen it before. We then ended up in my bed, as planned. And had sex, as planned.

You looked beautiful half covered in my sheets when I left to use the bathroom. When I came back, this is what I saw:

You standing naked at my computer. You with your hand on the keyboard, not typing. You grabbing the flash drive.

The flash drive pops out.

You look at it.

You squat a little bit.

You insert it into your vagina, like a tampon.

I am speechless.

You proceed to get dressed, say you have to go home, and leave. The number you gave me doesn't work.

I am confused. I'd like to see you again. I'd like to see my flash drive again.

Your name is Rebecca. You have long blond hair.

Please get in touch. I am a very understanding person.

Location: philadelphia
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Absolutely hilarious. I'd probably be speechless too.



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Xxain on 21 April 2010

They had sex like SHE planned.... made it easiler to get it up there



Orca_Azure on 21 April 2010

lmfao. Only on craigslist can such epic win of a story be found



NJ5 on 21 April 2010

It's on the Internet so it must be true.



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mirgro on 21 April 2010
NJ5 said:
It's on the Internet so it must be true.

I still don't think it's true, but the story is still pretty funny, and plausible too.



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NiKKoM on 21 April 2010

Why isn't galaki posting this?



 

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otoniel on 21 April 2010

hahahahahaha this is hilarious



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highwaystar101 on 21 April 2010

Who on Earth would steal a USB key? It seems more trouble than it's worth. In fact, I've met with companies where they have handed the things out like sweets.



MrBubbles on 21 April 2010
highwaystar101 said:
Who on Earth would steal a USB key? It seems more trouble than it's worth. In fact, I've met with companies where they have handed the things out like sweets.

perhaps the guy was a british diplomat or something.  ive read all sorts of stories about how the british government keeps losing all their electronic data.   i always found the "forget on it on a bus" types of excuses suspicious. 

well, now we know.   some russian spy has been hiding them in her vagina. 



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highwaystar101 on 21 April 2010
MrBubbles said:
highwaystar101 said:
Who on Earth would steal a USB key? It seems more trouble than it's worth. In fact, I've met with companies where they have handed the things out like sweets.

perhaps the guy was a british diplomat or something.  ive read all sorts of stories about how the british government keeps losing all their electronic data.   i always found the "forget on it on a bus" types of excuses suspicious. 

well, now we know.   some russian spy has been hiding them in her vagina. 

Nah, people just tend to steal that shit when we're distracted by drinking tea, because, y'know, us Brits fucking love our tea.