So are you suggesting that Link and Kratos can't switch their weapons (since neither have a visible way of carrying them) or are you suggesting that the canonical ability to carry an absurd number of weapons is somehow equated with the non-canonical ability of being able to walk around in the body of Athena, or Hercules?

Canonically speaking, Kratos doesn't have access to those costumes. He never ran aorund in the Dairy Bastard outfit in-canon.

Link can only carry 3 items, a sword, a shield, and a tunic at a time. He doesnt have a magic ass hole that shits items out as he needs them. The developers made it that you can swap weapons out for fun factor... again... you are arguing the fact that since the developers made it that way its a rule. Kratos usually only has one set of weapons out at a time. Yes he has that one nifty combo that allows him to cycle through his weapons. Kratos has a lot of items on him though. Golden fleece. Blades of... Helios head. Hermes boots.

I'm not adding logic. Unless we all agree Kratos just drops dead which I already suggested then Khuutra is full of double standards. He knows that saying "Yes kratos would just drop dead" is ridiculous in itself thats why he hasn't responded to it. He knows its just as ridiculous as saying Link is intangible. And the cape doesn't work that way. Everything I read just says it makes him invisible and AT WILL he can walk through walls. Just because the Devs made it so that "will" means anytime the player selects the cape doesn't make it work like that.

BTW - http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/reply.php?thread=106969"e=3336897

Thats when I stopped taking him seriously.

I think this is a key point.  Looking at Helios' Head as simply something that produces some light is a simplistic take on it.  In fact, it's a lot more powerful that that and, as you say, one of its abilities is to return things to true form.  There are doorways covered with solid rock that you can't break through (such as just after you rip off Helios' head), yet illuminating where the doorway would be elimates the rock.  The rock covering the doorway was always there and didn't simply appear because the sun went out.  Simply shining regular sunlight on it won't remove the head, but using Helios' head will. 

No, the Dominus skin is just an alternative kratos skin, it doesn't allow him to play as another character. And I wasn't saying he couldn't carry them, I was saying he couldn't switch them instantaniously. Kratos can use all of his weapons at any one time, switching in real time, link cannot switch weapons and gear in real time. 

As for using another bottle of chateu romani. I'd like to see link have the time to pull out another bottle, and open it after Kratos has been stalling for 3hours. In fact it's likely if he tried to get another bottle out, Kratos would be the one drinking it, and in turn the one summoning the powers of various gods for 3hours. 

They put in the ability to pause and switch weapons because there aren't enough buttons to carry aorund all of them at the same time. There's a reason that Link from The Legend of Zelda is depicted as carrying around all ofh is items on his back in certain instances, and that reason is that he has access to all of his weapons all of the time. The fact that this is translated into a game mechanic by pausing and switching has nothing to do with it. By the logic you'reu sing, Kratos can't carry around his equipment either, unless he has a "magic ass hole", to use your vernacular. He has the Blade of Olympus, the Blades of Exile, the Nemesis Whip, the Claws of Hades, Helios's Head, Hermes's Boots, the Golden Fleece, Apollo's Bow, and the NEMEAN CESTUS. They're all on his body all at the same time. They're all laying there plainly on the ground when Zeus ruins Kratos's shit.

Both of them can carry all of their weapons. That kidn of thing can't be applied to one and not the other when both are capable of doing it.

Fine they carry all their items together. Link comes across a pissed off kratos. Link reaches in is magic ass hole and now his hand is stuck up there for the rest of his fight since kratos just cut his arm off. Kratos slowly walks up to a crying link and says "Here let me help you dig your shit out." Rips off his arm and shoves it up his ass then walks away.