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Garnett on 15 March 2010

She better be playing BAD company 2, cause its gonna keep you addicted.

But

Wow... only in America...



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NJ5 on 15 March 2010
dunno001 said:
patapon said:
But no matter how many fat jokes exist, the number will always be lower than the number she sees when she's rolled onto a scale


And that would be none. You're assuming she can see over her fat ass to the numbers. And assuming that she'd even be willing to exert herself to get on said scale...

They probably need an industrial-grade scale to weigh her.

Maybe something out of a car factory.

 



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NKAJ on 15 March 2010

oh god,sick to see that thier are millions of starving people and she is actually wanting to beocome some sort of monstrosisty.this must be so horribly cruel to those who are lacking food.



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invisible29 on 15 March 2010

LOL XD



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patapon on 15 March 2010
dunno001 said:
patapon said:
But no matter how many fat jokes exist, the number will always be lower than the number she sees when she's rolled onto a scale


And that would be none. You're assuming she can see over her fat ass to the numbers. And assuming that she'd even be willing to exert herself to get on said scale...

Excellent point!



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highwaystar101 on 15 March 2010

This story instantly reminded me of this.

...

But seriously, I hope the Guinness book of records refuses to recognise her attempt due to recklessly endangering her own life. I think they refuse to acknowledge a record attempt if they think the relative risk is too high.

At least I hope they do...



O-D-C on 15 March 2010

I hope she explodes!



dtewi on 15 March 2010
KingFate said:
d21lewis said:
So she wants to be bedridden, have bed sores, need somebody to wipe her ass when she poops, become a repulsive side-show, and become a 6/10 instead of a 7/10 on the d21lewis scale of hotness? What is she thinking?!

I dread to imagine what you call a 1!

His perfect girl is thin and has one eye.

Here, this girl is 1000 lbs and has two eyes.

According to logic, the worst girl ever would have 7 eyes, weigh 10 tons, and have a dog named Tiny.



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averyblund on 15 March 2010
NiKKoM said:
Stupid partner!!!!!!! He is pushing her to do it!! He just want to brag that he is dating the world largest women!!

He must be a gamer



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Kasz216 on 16 March 2010
d21lewis said:
So she wants to be bedridden, have bed sores, need somebody to wipe her ass when she poops, become a repulsive side-show, and become a 6/10 instead of a 7/10 on the d21lewis scale of hotness? What is she thinking?!

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