Wait... I finally got it! The secret to everything about the Wii!
While these people don't like the Wii, they are responsible for it selling. You see, every time someone mentions the word Wii, someone goes out and buys a Wii. And they, by constantly talking crap about the Wii, are still talking about the Wii, and thus, keeping the Wii in the news. This increased Wii exposure is leading to more Wii sales, hence, more Wii profits for Nintendo! So go on, Wii haters, keep living in your dream world. Keep spewing Wii hate. The rest of us will see right through it, and buy a Wii.
===NINTENDO RELEASES STATEMENT ABOUT THE "WII" VIRUS===
February 27, 2010, Redmond, WA
Nintendo of America would like to take this opportunity to address the recent rumors of our "Wii" console being compared to a virus. We would like to reassure people that our Wii console will not cause any detrimental viral effects, despite what many "professional analysts" may say. The Wii, however, may cause some side effects, such as sudden bursts of laughter, increased heartrate from excitement, and, in extreme cases, possible loss of weight. Failure to use the included wrist strap may also have the side effect of damaged personal property. However, through careful use, there is no need to worry; you, your Wii, and your family, are all safe from the "Wii virus." Should you feel the need for extra protection, please be sure to use the Wiimote jacket included with all new Wiimotes, and patches are also availiable on many of our games, including "New Super Mario Bros. Wii." For more information, please just ignore the idiots, or find an unbiased poster at www.vgchartz.com .
About Nintendo of America (NoA):
NoA is one of the two rich-ass companies located in Redmond, WA, and is wholey owned by Nintendo Company, Ltd. Since 1985, NoA has been providing electronic entertainment to people in the United States and Canada. Their website is located at www.nintendo.com .
About Nintendo Company, Ltd (NCL):
NCL has been providing an entertainment "virus" for well over 100 years. Ranging from Hanafuda cards, to cotton candy makers, to the current Wii and Nintendo DS systems, and even love hotels, NCL has been at the center of entertainment. Their website is located at www.nintendo.co.jp .