Protestant Christian

Atheism in simple terms. A=Without. Theism=belief in God. Atheism is simply absense of religion. It's like saying not doing heroine is an addict or not collecting stamps is a hobby.

I say I believe in a single God, but I don't trust any religion. I used to be a Jehovah's Witness until I read through the Bible on my own.

I take the best aspects of each and disregard the worst. Bit of a shame that the gymnosophist tradition of Hinduism seems to have lost a bit of luster though...those guys were unbelievable.

Wouldn't be surprised if we had a few folks on here following Sikhism, Taoism, Confucianism, Shinto, or other beliefs either.

I believe that the universe came from giant chocolate bunny. This entity created everything with a single thought in mind, that the game Patapon is awesome. Unfortunately, with every good there must be bad... And to compliment this fact, from evil spawned giant marshmallow crocodile.

As the giant chocolate bunny created the sky, the oceans, the land, and all the little creatures that would inhabit the world, giant marshmallow crocodile schemed. As mankind came into existence, we discovered such things as electricity, flight, and UMDs. Finally, with the combination mans own ingenuity and giant chocolates bunnies divine intervention, the game Patapon was made.

On Patapon's launch, giant marshmallow crocodile silenced all commercials and ads for the game and replaced them with beer and penis pump infomercials. NPD reported the game to sell quite poorly and the greatest game ever made was forgotten.

I am apart of an elite group of people (okay, the only one) who know the truth. The truth about this evil giant marshmallow crocodile and the truth that Patapon is better that boobies.

In short, I'm fucking crazy

I chose Athiest..though I'm more a Spiritual Agnostic, lol. But I didn't see an option for that so...

Islam is my religion.

Muslim

I am an Atheist and proud of it