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highwaystar101 said:
trashleg said:
sounds like my boyfriend ¬_¬

the first time i stayed at his house i woke up in the night to

"they're dead! everyone's dead.. everyone on this level.. they're all dead.."

Awww, he has dreams about playing Doom. How cute.

My girlfriend talks in her sleep too, she wakes me up occasionally. But it's usually about boring stuff.

modern warfare 2, actually.

another time: "we can go through the school if you want.. i mean, i usually go around it but i can go through it if thats what you really want"

and the other morning, he had a dream that something was flying towards him and i woke up because he was smooshing his hand in my face.



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.
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I want his brain.



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Slimebeast said:
Sorry to be a boring party-pooper but I'm very spectical. I don't believe that's genuine sleep talking.

I don't see why not. When you hear the audio on the website (sound activated recorder) it sounds as though he is half asleep. And I can't see why someone wouldn't come out with absurd one liners when they are asleep, lots of people do it. This guy just records what he says.



Slimebeast said:
Sorry to be a boring party-pooper but I'm very spectical. I don't believe that's genuine sleep talking.

Seems legit to me, especially if you listen to the audio.  My brother says stuff very similar to all of this in his sleep.  My favorite one (paraphrased):

 

No... no... NO!!  The cows... th-the cows they won't be able to jump then.



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One of the new ones is very funny...

"Ghosts going bump in the night. Clumsy fucker."