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Dodece said:
I will just provide a tasteful link.

DONT SUE ME UBISOFT

That would be it. I preferred to play it safe because of the NSFW nature and now Ubisoft is going to come to your house and burn it down. 



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That shit was sick and hilarious at the same time. I think Ubisoft wants exclusive pimping rights on Jade Raymond.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."

ItsaMii said:
That shit was sick and hilarious at the same time.

 Seconded. If that's what set off this lawsuit, Ubisoft is effectively suing Rule 34. =P



The reviews on this game remind me of Heavenly sword, where they ranged from 7's to 10's because there was so much hype. Also, the graphics are great, but the gameplay gets repetitive (from what I read) just like heavenly sword.



@ Capslock: Sup goon buddy!



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

 -Sean Malstrom

 

 

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Ah, the irony of game reviews: Give it a "bad" review and the publishers gank you. Give it a "good" review and gamers accuse you of bias.



There is no such thing as a console war. This is the first step to game design.

Dodece said:
I will just provide a tasteful link.

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07465/jaderaymond.jpg

Pretty disgusting and sexist cartoon.  Why did you feel the need to post a link to it?



^Uh...probably because the comic's been the subject for awhile now? I'm sure some people wanted to see it.



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Garcian Smith said:
@ Capslock: Sup goon buddy!

 Hidilly ho, neighbor!



I don't even understand the hype generated from this game, when it has no predecessors.