Do what I do. I just say your Ex likes me or whatever, then my friend is like SERIOUSLY!? And I say Yea Bro! she keeps texting me. Then I let my friend text her something mean on my phone, after that he no longer cares and I date her. It has worked everytime.

If I was your friend, I would just beat you up this is before spitting in your face and throwing you in a ditch!

I find it very hard to believe you got a girlfriend. If you did, she's probably unattractive.

she kinda is, but shes got a nice pussy, and why would you say that?

Because you're constantly posts advice threads for the most simplest and trivial things. You also can't do your own basic homework. Those threads do not express good or attractive qualities.

and how do you know that? other than her being your friend ex....did i just answer my own question?

But.. he 14... he is like the kid brother to some of us... annoying sometimes.. funny sometimes.. uneducated sometimes.. so we give him advice... if toasty needs advice, we are here for him..

& I would buy him a beer..

Take out the funny and I'll agree.

Pfoew, this thread revolves around the dirty deed so I feel the need to respond.

Alright, so, your best friend, her ex, hates her, right? Here's a quick step-by step guide:

1: Go date her now!
2: Do her in the pooper
3: Tell your friend you did it just to hurt her.
4: Then flee south to avoid rape-charges.
5: ????
6: Profit!

ok i broke up with her, shes pissed and wont respond to me...mission acomplished!