how do I tell one of my best friends that im dating his ex?

[Esmoreit]

Pfoew, this thread revolves around the dirty deed so I feel the need to respond.

Alright, so, your best friend, her ex, hates her, right? Here's a quick step-by step guide:

1: Go date her now!
2: Do her in the pooper
3: Tell your friend you did it just to hurt her.
4: Then flee south to avoid rape-charges.
5: ????
6: Profit!