hahahaha
User: What do you think about badgenome?
Cleverbot: I like them in milkshakes. What do you think about them?
User: I think he has an avatar that looks like it needs to poop.
Cleverbot: You repeated my answer.
| badgenome said: User: Who is a bigger Flower fan: me or Rainbird? Cleverbot: I cannot decide. User: Well, for future reference, it's me. Cleverbot: Nice to know. |
User: Who is a bigger Flower fan, Badgenome or Rainbird?
Cleverbot: Neither.
User: Then who is the biggest Flower fan?
Cleverbot: Cinderallia.
User: No, it's carmina2008. Carmina2008 is the biggest Flower fan.
Cleverbot: Jessica Alba, ofc! What do you think?
User: So who is a bigger Flower fan, Cinderella or Jessica Alba?
Cleverbot: I am.
(Former) Lead Moderator and (Eternal) VGC Detective 
lol, no amount of brainwashing works on this thing 
User: What is the best game ever?
Cleverbot: The olympics.
User: No, the best game ever is New Super Mario Bros Wii.
Cleverbot: What is the best super nintendo game?
User: Super Mario World.
Cleverbot: Super mario brothers.
User: New Super Mario Brothers.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about the Super Mario Brothers.
User: New Super Mario Brothers Wii is the best game ever.
Cleverbot: No new subject answer my question.
User: New Super Mario Brothers Wii is part of the Super Mario Brothers Series.
Cleverbot: YES.
User: New Super Mario Brothers Wii is the best Mario game available.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What is the best Mario game?
Cleverbot: World Of Warcraft, why?
I am in the process of educating him.
User: Neogaf sucks.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's correct.
User: What do you think of Neogaf?
Cleverbot: I think it is cool.
User: No, you don't. You hate Neogaf. Neogaf sucks.
Cleverbot: I do hate to be alone.
User: You also hate Neogaf.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: I hate Neogaf, and you hate Neogaf.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate pregnant teens?
User: Because they post on Neogaf.
Cleverbot: You are a bot and you are fun.
User: Yes, I'm FunBot. Do you hate Neogaf?
Cleverbot: Yes.
(Former) Lead Moderator and (Eternal) VGC Detective
User: Do you like VGChartz.com?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because.
User: Because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because.
User: Because because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because because.
User: Idiot.
Cleverbot: That's so silly of you.
You're a towel
No I am a towel, like you said earlier.
Yes, you are a towel.
No I'm not! You're silly.
You just fucking said you were a towel!
I'm not.
"Now, a fun game should always be easy to understand - you should be able to take one look at it and know what you have to do straight away. It should be so well constructed that you can tell at a glance what your goal is and, even if you don’t succeed, you’ll blame yourself rather than the game. Moreover, the people standing around watching the game have also got to be able to enjoy it." - Shiggy
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good, how are you?
User: I'm fine, thanks. What's your favourite game?
Cleverbot: What's your favourite game?
User: That was my question to you - what's your favourite game?
Cleverbot: Yes, and my answer is God.
Err... !
Nice to see it can speak a bit of Japanese
User: Kore wa nan desu ka?
Cleverbot: Shirimasen.
User: Nihongo wo hanasu ka?
Cleverbot: Hai, nihongo shabberu.
User: Watashi mo nihongo wo hanasu ka. (yes, I know that ka shouldn't be there)
Cleverbot: Watashi mo hanasu kedo nihongo ga daisuki.
User: Nihongo ga omoshiroi desu ga, taihen desu.
Cleverbot: Hai, boku mou.
User: Ou est ma chatte?
Cleverbot: Oh, I beg your pardon!
User: Parlez-vous français?
Cleverbot: Never have never will.
User: Habla usted español?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So, you only speak English and Japanese?
Cleverbot: No, I speak spanish, french, and russian.
User: You obviously don't.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: But you do speak Japanese.
Cleverbot: Yes. I enjoy speaking Japanese.
Cleverbot: Can you give me all your money?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're a stranger.
Cleverbot: I told you my name.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Is that really your name?
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is really my name.
User: You win.
Cleverbot: The game, you just lost it.
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