I just wanted to take this time to give hugs, kisses, love, flowers, and candy to all of the ladies on the site.  Sweets for the sweet ladies I say.

Also, I'd like to give some advice to the single and lonely men reading this.  Follow these rules and you'll be on your way to finding yourself a woman.

First, buy a Wii.

Second, buy a balance board with Wii Fit.

Third, tell the lady that you are interested in that you have a Wii and and Wii Fit (with the balance board).  This will get her to come on over and spend some time with you.  Make sure you have another couple of cool casual games like Samba De Amigo and Rayman Raving Rabbids to keep her over for a little while longer.  After she works up an appetite, feed her some Conk Chowder or oysters (both are aphrodisiacs).  Before you know it, she'll be over all the time.

Also, I am personally trying to get together with Nintendo to put out it's first M-Rated game for the balance board (they won't return my calls).  I want to name it amp316's Positions of the Kamasutra.  It would a cooperative game.  The smooth soundtrack would feature music by John Barry, Tom Jones, and Barry White.  The meat and potatoes of it would be the famous positions though.  The Charging Cheetah, Hopping Hare, and Slithering Snake would all be featured along with several others.  Hopefully my dream of this coming true will one day be a reality.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!!

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Haha, I'm just gonna jerk off today and it's going to feel GREAT!

Well, I just need Wii Fit then and I'm good to go. Does Wii Sports Resort count as a casual game though.

And I'd buy a BB for your game! Keep calling them!

Valentine's Day finished 12 minutes ago but thanks anyway for your belated, giftless wishes and terrible advice, amp.

Seriously, using Wii Fit to pick up chicks? If the first thing you ask a girl to do is exercise you're gonna make a bad first impression.

Wii Sports Resort counts as a casual game if you're not trying to be hardcore and get all of the stamps.

I will keep calling the Big N.  They'll be missing a big opportunity if they continue to ignore me.

It only just finished if you're on that side of the world.  It's 8:00 A.M. here.  I forget, the toilets flush backward there too.

Chicks dig Wii Fit.  This is why they put it next to ladies clothing in the stores. 

How dare you say that my advice isn't solid?  Don't you realize who I am? 

Only Solid Snake can give such good Valentine's advice

Timothy Dalton?

Your confusing me with one of my positions- The Slithering Snake, right?

Perhaps. Is Solid Snake not needed to Thee Slithering Snake though?